[ the journal will pick up the sounds of a few finger taps before Bernkastel adds a filter; and today, she will dictate, rather than write ]

[ Erika Furudo ]

I'd like to discuss your performance. Meet me on the castle rooftop.

[ it goes without saying that this will be within the meta-world

and when Erika arrives there, Bernkastel will be waiting, ( Read more... )

[two claps ring out over the journal]"Mother is making toast in a small pan. After toasting one side of a slice, she turns it over. Each side takes 30 seconds. The pan can only hold two slices. How can she toast both sides of three slices in 1 & 1/2 instead of 2 minutes ( Read more... )

How nostalgic! [cackle cackleeeeee, and there's a sound of crrrrrrrrrrp, like duct tape being ripped?]

If anyone is still awake and listening to this message, I ask that you please cooperate. Everything I am doing is only to solve this new mystery that has been presented. [there's a patting noise as she sticks.... something. Then there is a quick ( Read more... )

Hello, residents of Paradisa. I'm not entirely surprised to say that everyone was incredibly unhelpful the last time I made an entry like this. Then again, considering none of you seem truly interested in looking beyond your own limited perspective, I really should have expected it! After all, a murder mystery isn't even remotely interesting to ( Read more... )

( meta world filter, erika can come party too )

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